FV: Chapter 313

There was a long queue on Lin Fei’s side. Soon, some passersby looked at this place curiously. They walked to the end of the queue and asked people lining up, “What are you buying? It looks so popular.”

“I don’t know.” The person in front turned back to look at him. “I saw them lining up, so I lined up. If there are so many people lining up, it must be either cheap or good. It is almost the new year, so let’s buy something good.”

The passerby nodded. It seemed to make sense, so they also lined up.

The director who followed the filming watched from a distance as the queue got longer and longer. He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Was this the legendary Internet celebrity marketing model?

Take advantage of the majority of people’s curiosity to make them line up. This would induce other passersby to follow the trend.

However, Lin Fei was so young. He shouldn’t understand this type of marketing method, right?

The filming director turned to look at Lin Fei, thinking that this was truly Ji Yuxiao’s son based on this talent.

Of course, Lin Fei didn’t know about this type of Internet celebrity marketing model. He just felt that if there was a queue, everyone wouldn’t have to squeeze. They could come one by one in order.

He packed three potatoes, handed them to the person in front of him, collected the money and said politely, “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome. The baby is so good. It is amazing that you came out to help your parents sell things at such a young age!”

The potato buyer gave him a thumbs up and wanted to greet him, but the grandmother behind him urged him. “Hurry up. There are other people behind you. Leave after buying.”

The uncle glanced back in a dissatisfied manner. The grandmother wasn’t to be outdone and raised her chin.

The uncle was so angry that he turned back and bought another two yuan worth of potatoes. Really, the child was so cute that he wanted to say a few more words. What was wrong with that?

Urge urge urge him, but he didn’t care!

“Baby, give me another two yuan worth of the smaller ones.”

Lin Fei looked at his small back basket. There were no more small ones. “Is the big one okay? There are no longer any small ones.”

“When will it be available?” The uncle smiled.

“I have to wait a while and see if there are any at the bottom,” Lin Fei said seriously.

“Then I’ll take the two big ones first.” The uncle smiled. “Why are you so smart?”

Lin Fei didn’t speak. He packed two potatoes and handed them over. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome. You are very polite. Your parents must be very proud to have such a sensible and intelligent baby like you.”

Lin Fei blinked. He looked at his hand and reminded, “Two yuan.”

The barrage laughed. [It is useless. Sugar coating is useless. Our Fei Fei only has money in his heart!]

[Uncle: Blah blah blah, praise. Our treasure: Money!]

[It is worthy of being Chairman Ji’s child. He is so young but he knows the importance of money!]

[The goal is clear. Chairman Ji, you have a sister!]

[Hahaha, sisters, look at Fei Fei’s line. I’m laughing. Why is it increasing?]

[It is normal. Sometimes, I pass by a crowded store. If I have time, I will line up to see what is delicious [covers face].]

[Chairman Fei—a business genius who knows how to use queues to increase popularity since he was a child!]

[Hahahahahaha, although I think that Fei Fei doesn’t understand this marketing model. It is really funny.]

[So cute. I can fully understand why so many adults are lining up here for Fei Fei. If I met such a good-looking child who sells things like a little adult, I also want to tease him.]

[That’s right. He is so cute when saying thanks with his serious face. It is inexplicably cute.]

[He is very polite. Luoqing and Chairman Ji are very good.]

[What’s more, there is high quality and low prices. The potatoes dug up yesterday aren’t expensive.]

[In addition, Fei Fei is very smart. He sets the price by one yuan, which makes it easier for him to collect money.

[Fei Fei is good at math. I just saw a grandma teasing him intentionally when buying potatoes. She ordered several large, medium and small ones, but Fei Fei clearly knew the price.]

[That’s right. He is an elementary school study god, after all. The more I watch him, the more I like Fei Fei.]

[Me too. At first, I thought Fei Fei was a bit boring because he doesn’t like to talk. Then I felt that Fei Fei was simply too well-behaved, too cute, too sensible and too reliable. He is simply my dream child.]

[D*mn, someone is thinking about my Baby Fei Fei again]

The uncle listened to Lin Fei’s words. He took out two yuan and handed it over. Lin Fei thanked him, and the uncle reluctantly left. Then it was the turn of the grandmother behind him.

Even so, Lin Fei maintained the principle of one to the left and one to the right in an orderly manner. Once he sold to the person on the right, he would turn around and sell to the person on the left.

On the left was a young girl. The girl said cheerfully, “I want three yuan worth but I only have a ten yuan note here. Can you give me change?”

Lin Fei nodded. He gave her the two yuan he had just received from the uncle and then a five yuan note.

“You are so smart.” The girl praised him.

Lin Fei listened and calmly packed six medium-sized potatoes for her. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” The girl finished speaking, waved to him and left with a smile.

Not long after, Lin Fei’s small back basket of potatoes was sold. He poured out the potatoes in the snakeskin bag, poured them into the back basket and replenished his supplies. Then he continued to sell potatoes.

On the other hand, Ji Leyu’s business was also very good.

As early as when Lin Fei’s side was crowded, an uncle and aunt ran to Ji Leyu’s side and asked him, “How much are you selling these potatoes for?”

Ji Leyu had always been good at pretending to be well-behaved. He had a sweet smile every time he saw someone. “Three small ones, two medium ones or one big one for one yuan.”

He pointed to this little cardboard. “It is written on here.”

The aunt laughed. “It is the same price as the little boss next door.”

“Yes.” Ji Leyu smiled.

He looked beautiful and his smile was even more well-behaved and cute. He was like a delicate doll who instantly captured the group of uncles, aunts and grandparents. They took out their money and asked him to give them some potatoes.

Ji Leyu followed suit and asked them to line up on the left and right. He collected money with one hand and gave them potatoes with the other hand.

He was so lazy and unwilling to get his hands dirty that he just tore off a plastic bag for them. He said softly, “Auntie, you can choose what you like, but you can’t take it randomly.

The people in line laughed while thinking that he was really a little child.

“Don’t worry. Auntie won’t bully children.”

Ji Leyu smiled. “Yes, thank you, Auntie.”

The honest and simple aunt immediately picked three small ones, two medium ones, and one big one. She showed them to him and said, “I didn’t take it indiscriminately. It is three yuan, right?”

“Uhuh.”

“Auntie didn’t bully you, did she?”

“No.” Ji Leyu smiled sweetly.

In an instant, the aunt found him so cute that she took out two more yuan. “Auntie will buy another two yuan. I hope that in the future, Auntie’s baby can be as cute as you.”

“Okay~” Ji Leyu took the money.

It was obvious that he should first receive the money before giving the goods. The goods might not be available, but the money must be collected.

The customers who bought potatoes saw that he was really cute, sweet, innocent and simple. They wanted to tease him even more. When giving him money, they deliberately asked him what his name was, how old he was and where he was from. Ji Leyu just looked at them with a shy smile. He looked so shy that the person in front of him found him so cute. They wished they could have such a son/grandson.

Obviously, he didn’t say anything, but everyone seemed to have gotten the answer and couldn’t help sighing. “How good.”

[So sweet, so sweet. Xiao Yu is simply the sweetest, smiling child I’ve ever seen.]

[Xiao Yu is really good-looking. It is a different type of good-looking from Fei Fei. Luoqing and Chairman Ji must be really happy to have two such good-looking children.

[In addition, Xiao Yu is really soft. He is like a glutinous rice dumpling. He is white, tender and soft. I want to suck Xiao Yu so much.]

[No wonder why Fei Fei dotes on Xiao Yu so much. Fei Fei must be worried about what would happen if Xiao Yu is bullied because he is sweet, soft and cute. He takes care of his younger brother so well.]

[Sure enough. Xiao Yu should also know this. That is why he keeps clinging to Fei Fei.]

[It is good. Fei Fei is so smart and can definitely protect your younger brother.]

[Yes. Our Xiao Fei is always omnipotent [dog head].]

Lin Fei was giving potatoes to the customers. He looked up and saw his hypocritical, cunning and duplicitous little brother holding money in his hand and directing the customers in front of him to take potatoes from the basket. He didn’t even bother to say thanks. He just smiled hypocritically at the other person.

The other person looked happy and praised him sincerely. “What a hard-working and simple boy.”

Lin Fei, ‘…It is my younger brother who sold someone else and made them give him money. It is right.’

Ji Leyu only had one basket of potatoes and sold out in a short amount of time.

“No more.” Ji Leyu looked at his little basket and said. “Everyone, go and buy it from someone else. Goodbye.”

“Oh, why is there no more?” The person in line reluctantly asked, “Little boss, are you selling this basket?”

Ji Leyu, “???”

Ji Leyu looked back at the follow-up director.

The follow-up director Xiao Liu: “……”

You really deserve to be Lin Luoqing’s son! A face can make a person like this?!

Other people’s potato sales haven’t fully started but you have someone asking for the basket. This is too much like bullying!

The follow-up director could only smile and shake her head. “This can’t be sold.”

Ji Leyu turned around and said, “It can’t~”

He waved his hand again. “Goodbye.”

Then he said cutely, “I’m off work.”

The people in line instantly laughed and thought he was really a little kid. They raised their hands and waved to him. “Goodbye, little baby.”

Ji Leyu smiled and picked up his small basket. He placed his thermos in it and walked happily toward Lin Fei.

The young girls in line looked at him with a smile. Their eyes were like fans who couldn’t bear to leave after the fan meeting.

[Hahaha, I know they are selling potatoes. If I didn’t know this, I would’ve thought Xiao Yu was holding a fan meeting.]

[He is the only one who can turn selling potatoes into a meeting [dog head].]

[It is worthy of being the son of the big star, Lin Luoqing!]

[Xiao Yu is sweet and good-looking. His business ability (selling potatoes) is also strong. This is definitely a top artist if placed in the entertainment industry!]

[He will also tell fans when he is off work and say goodbye. Isn’t this spoiling fans? [dog head]]

[Hahaha, there seems to be nothing wrong with this. I’m laughing to death.]

[Warmly celebrate the successful conclusion of the first potato fan meeting of the big star, Ji Leyu. Sprinkle flowers~]

[Hahahahahahaha, I performed a chicken croaking laugh on the spot.]

[I laughed so hard that my next-door neighbor knocked on my door. Hahaha.]

[Very good. When will the second potato fan meeting start?]

[No more, no more. However, Fei Fei’s potato fan meeting isn’t over yet. You can forward it~]


TL: My annual fanart event with cash prizes available has started. You can read the details below:

9th Anniversary Celebration Event

Advance chapters are available over on my Patreon. You can go check out the details on my Patreon page.

Proofreader: Jesse

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libraryrocker
libraryrocker
5 months ago

I cracked up soooooooooooooo hard!!! XD XD XD

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING AWESOME!!!

Golex9000k
Golex9000k
5 months ago

Only if they knew that it’s the other way around. Fei Fei is protecting you. 🤣