Late Night Poisoning saw the arrogant little cat man and thought that this angry look was quite cute. Thus, he nodded and said, “That is really amazing.”
In a sense, these natives really grasped the key point of the lizardmen.
Reproduction of offspring was something that was engraved in the genes of any type of life. The fact that the natives of the planet ate the lizardmen’s eggs was absolutely enough to make the lizardmen hate them.
No wonder these two little guys had to be dealt with by cannons.
However, seeing them eat the beef jerky with relish, Late Night Poisoning felt that stealing the lizard eggs was an act of revenge on their part.
“So there are only two of you left in your clan?”
Late Night Poisoning tore off some more beef jerky for them as he said this.
“Of course not!” Qiuqiu took a bite of the jerky and had just finished answering when he was pulled by his companion again.He blinked and glared at Late Night Poisoning angrily. “Don’t keep trying to make me talk!”
Late Night Poisoning shrugged. “I just said that if you answer my questions well, I will let you go and give you delicious beef jerky.”
“Is this thing called beef jerky?” Qiuqiu was distracted again. “It is better than lizard eggs!”
“What do lizard eggs taste like?” Late Night Poisoning was curious.
“It tastes like lizard eggs.”
Qiuqiu looked at him strangely. “It is ordinary, but every time I see the lizardmen jumping up and down, I feel very happy! Then I think that lizard eggs are delicious!”
The little cat took a big bite of beef jerky and said with red eyes, “I will eat more lizard eggs in the future! To avenge my father!”
Qiuqiu’s father probably died in the pursuit of the lizardmen.
[Wow, so pitiful.]
[Let them eat! Late Night Poisoning, let them eat their fill! I’ll give you rockets! Buy lots of jerky for them!]
[Ahhh, painless motherhood! I declare that starting from today, Qiuqiu is my child!]
[What he lacks is fatherly love, right? I can do that, cat!]
[I suddenly have a dangerous idea.]
Late Night Poisoning had a dangerous idea when he saw the barrage.
He smacked his lips together and suddenly wanted to taste the lizard eggs. After all, his ID was called Late Night Poisoning.
“Qiuqiu, that…”
“How do you know my name is Qiuqiu?”
“That isn’t important.”
Late Night Poisoning smiled. “Can you tell me where the lizard eggs are?”
“If you tell me, I’ll give you two pieces of beef jerky.”
[F*k. Late Night Poisoning, you are so stingy!]
[Do you think it is reasonable to give only one more piece of beef jerky for such important information?]
[I’ve already given rockets to you. Why are you still so stingy? What is wrong with a kitten liking to eat meat?]
[Late Night Poisoning, can you wait for me? I’m about to finish the last ten missions and will meet you soon! Don’t eat alone!]
Late Night Poisoning rolled his eyes and didn’t bother to pay attention to them. The two little cats had already gathered together, whispering to each other. Finally, Qiuqiu continued to speak.
“What do you want to do with lizard eggs?”
“Of course, eat them.”
“Do you have a grudge against the lizardmen as well?”
Late Night Poisoning thought for a moment before replying, “That is about right. I have many companions coming to Bewatt Star later. If you meet them in the future, remember to stay away from them.”
There was wailing from the barrage as they accused him of sowing discord.
“Why?” Qiuqiu asked.
“They might not be as kind as me. Not only did I save you, but I also gave you food,” Late Night Poisoning replied without changing his expression.
“Will they eat us?” Qiuqiu looked at him again, worried about becoming food.
“Don’t worry, they won’t eat you…”
Late Night Poisoning touched his chin. “Wait, this isn’t necessarily the case.”
There was a barrage of condemnation the moment he said this. Unfortunately, the audience couldn’t do anything.
“Okay. Now can you tell me where I can find the lizard eggs?” Late Night Poisoning asked.
Qiuqiu looked at Aba.
Aba pondered on it for a while and didn’t answer, so Qiuqiu stopped talking too.
Late Night Poisoning thought for a moment. “If you can help me find lizard eggs, I can treat you to a meal together.”
The two little guys were moved the moment this condition came out.
They looked at each other and nodded. “Okay. Then you have to keep your word!”
“No problem. I will take you to taste what real delicious food is!”
So, he first dealt with the jerky. Then with the guidance of the two little cat men, Late Night Poisoning went to find the lizardmen’s eggs.
Since the two little guys weren’t inanimate objects, they couldn’t be stored in the system backpack when released. Late Night Poisoning could only continue to carry them in the box.
Just in case, he changed the box to a smaller one this time. Then he poured many bottles of health medicine into it, directly flooding their lower abdomen.
Once they felt like they couldn’t take it any longer, they could take a few sips. It was fine as long as they didn’t kill themselves.
Qiuqiu and Aba were still a bit scared about this way of traveling. Then after thinking about causing trouble to the lizardmen, they gritted their teeth and agreed.
So, they set off again.
Soon, under the guidance of the two little cat men, Late Night Poisoning left the desert area and arrived at the airport on the edge of the desert.
The two little cat men were smashed around but still had full health bars. They were fished out of the box by Late Night Poisoning.
Once they finally got enough rest, Aba got up first and pointed at the floating trucks that were busy going in and out of the airport. He said, “These trucks are filled with lizard eggs collected by the lizardmen.”
Late Night Poisoning blinked and thought of a question. “Isn’t it the mother who is responsible for hatching and raising the lizardmen eggs?”
“No.”
Aba explained, “Once the female lizard has laid eggs, she will send them to the breeding center. The eggs will be gathered and sent to a special place for incubation.”
“It seems that when they are incubating, they will carry out some strange process to ensure that these eggs can hatch and are more powerful than those that are naturally hatched.”
“Yes! I know this!” Qiuqiu raised a paw. “They will put the eggs in a petri dish with a lot of precious liquid in it, so that the hatched lizardmen are particularly strong.”
Late Night Poisoning nodded. “What about after they are hatched? Will they all be supported by the nation?”
“Of course not.”
Aba shook his head. “They will select the strongest babies and raise them in the army from childhood. The remaining ones will be sent to the families whose lizard eggs were taken away.
Late Night Poisoning heard this and couldn’t help sighing at the perversion of the lizardmen. This could cultivate the most powerful and loyal warriors, but these warriors would probably be cold-blooded animals, right?
But the lizard…
They seemed to be cold-blooded animals.
He shook his head. He looked at the hover cars entering and leaving the airport in the desert and couldn’t help saying, “The number of these lizard eggs seems to be very large?”
“Yes, each female lizard can lay more than a dozen eggs every time and they can give birth twice a year.”
Late Night Poisoning carefully calculated it and couldn’t help sighing that the lizardmen’s reproductive ability was really strong! There also wasn’t the pain of separation of flesh and blood at all.
If this method of reproduction was to be adopted in reality, the regime would’ve been overthrown a long time ago.
He had to say that the gaming team was pretty courageous.
“The airport is heavily guarded, so we don’t usually go in,” Aba said.
“Yes! We steal the hover transporter!”
Qiuqiu pointed at a hover car in the distance. “They only have a few routes, so it is easy to find. Let’s wait over there!”
Late Night Poisoning didn’t listen to them. Instead, he observed for a while before saying, “Do you want to come in with me to steal the eggs, or do you want to hide somewhere safe?”
“What? You are going to steal from inside the airport?”
“But it is very dangerous in there! My father ran into the airport before and was caught by them…”
After saying these words, Qiuqiu bit his lip and quieted down.
Late Night Poisoning felt it wasn’t safe to bring these two little guys with him. If they bumped into anything, he would be killed by the idiots in the barrage.
“Then you stay here. I’ll come out and join you when I’m done.”
“What are you going to do?”
“Hehehe, avenge your father.”
Then Late Night Poisoning threw a piece of beef jerky to the two little ones, turned into a ray of light again and disappeared on the spot.
[Wow, going to steal eggs! So exciting!]
[Wouldn’t it be boring to just steal a few eggs?]
[Then what do you suggest?]
[Let’s set off a few explosions for fun. At the speed of Late Night Poisoning, these lizardmen probably won’t be able to react in time and everything will be destroyed.]
Late Night Poisoning also intended to do this.
He still had a few timed bombs in his backpack that were leftover from when he was defending against the beast wave. They were all homemade and probably wouldn’t be able to penetrate the lizardmen’s defenses, but he didn’t want to blow up buildings.
He turned into a ray of light and sneaked into the airport.
The floating transport vehicle transported the lizard eggs to the designated location. Then a robot took the eggs out and put them on a shuttle.
Late Night Poisoning roughly estimated that there were at least hundreds of thousands of lizard eggs on this shuttle.
He chuckled and sneaked onto the shuttle. Some guards noticed that something was wrong, but when they looked over, they could only see a flash of light and no traces of anyone else.
Late Night Poisoning installed bombs everywhere. Then as the shuttle was taking off and the scene was a bit chaotic, he placed several lizard eggs directly into the system backpack.
By the time the alarm was triggered, he had already turned into a beam of light and slipped away.
Qiuqiu and Aba finished eating the beef jerky and looked up at the flying shuttle in the sky.
Such a big ship was like a prehistoric behemoth to them. There were many prehistoric behemoths, including the lizardmen.
They simply couldn’t defeat the lizardmen, let alone take back the planet and the habitat that originally belonged to them.
“Aba, that weirdo just now said that he wants to help get revenge for my father.” Qiuqiu squatted on the ground, holding his chin while looking at the airport in the distance.
“Do you really believe what he said?” Aba disagreed. “How is he going to help get revenge?” Before Qiuqiu could say anything, he heard a loud roar from the sky.
The earth-shaking power frightened him so much that he hugged Aba tightly. Then he looked up stupidly.
He saw the ‘prehistoric behemoth’, the huge monster that seemed invincible to him, explode with a bang. It went from the fuselage to the tail.
The dazzling light, like the most brilliant fireworks, brought him the most extreme shock. Really…
It was beautiful.
Avid fan of danmei novels! If you want access to advance chapters, you can subscribe on Patreon. Thanks!
https://www.patreon.com/WhiteLily476
Xiao Wu №2, fireworks are indeed beautiful
Trueeeee 😂